María Alejandra

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hazelgf:

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

(via lieutenant-sarcastic)

*1333

humming-fly:

i know trisha’s promise to hohenheim was supposed to be sweet but unfortunately for everyone involved i am a gremlin

(via amestris)

*137265

neopetpolitician:

plasmalogical:
snorlaxatives:
holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming
i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions
The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

(via itsagifnotagif)

*5517

incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:

Noir: Uhm… why does Peter look so upset?
Miles: He took one of those “What superhero are you?” Quizzes.
Noir: And who’d he get?
Ham, Laughing: Deadpool.

(via badbesties)

*17502

gayreinhardt:

(via gayreinhardt)

*5399

revolutionarykoolaid:

(via inbedby8thirty)

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bifuriouswaterbender:

It is 2019. Doesn’t the Harry Potter fandom have bigger things to worry about than ship wars that didn’t even happen in the fandom’s infancy??

*6556

angelbabyspice:

angelbabyspice:
speaking of military i had a couple come up to my job to buy tickets to the gallery and we were all sold out and the guy says “I’m military! don’t you think there’s anything you can do?” and his wife continues, “Yes! he’s active military!” and it took Everything In My Body to not burst out laughing as I repeated that we were sold out
white americans: can we get two tickets
me: we’re sold out
white americans: but i willingly participate in the destruction of other countries in the name of imperialism!!!! don’t ya think you can put your job on the line to let me in this sold out show for free?? :D
me:

(via inbedby8thirty)

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(Source: nerdreamer, via coffeepeople)

*72461

barf-girl:

luzialowe:
literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread
this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

(Source: pintofpine, via lieutenant-sarcastic)